What is your favorite scene or line in A Christmas Story?!
Question: when joseph tells mary to push and mary yells back "holy mother of god this hurts!"
Answers: when joseph tells mary to push and mary yells back "holy mother of god this hurts!"
"fragile, it must be italian"
"THE Word. The F blank blank blank Word'"
...favorite scene: the father, trying to put back together, 'the shattered remnants of his major award', and the mother, trying to keep from bursting out laughing...
...favorite line: "In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan"
my favorite is with the bb gun and you'll shoot ur eye out
I like the scene in which Randi is sitting under the cupboard and sad because his dad is going to "kill Ralphie", and then his mom gives him milk and then shuts him into the cupboard agian.
daddys going to kill ralphie
There are so many of them, and I don't want to choose anything obvious. There's the one in which he says Flick saw grizzly bears near the candy store:
"They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears."
I LOVE that!
Or, there's Ralphie with the pink bunny suit:
author Jean Shepherd narrating: "Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old but also a girl."
Jean Shepherd again: "In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."
*giggle* I love the sounds they come up with with his dad is cussing!
heh, gotta be when they look out the window and the missing kid is stuck by his tongue to the pole...
Dad: "Oh, son, tell us what brought you to this lowly state..."
Ralphie, the Blind Beggar: "It was... it was... soap poisoning!"
Mom sobs uncontrollably.
Dad: "I told you not to use Lifebouy!"