What's your favorite line from Office Space?!
Question: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a p****, OK?
Yes, I am also not a p****.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
And my favorite scene is when Michael Bolton is stuck in traffic, listening and singing along to some hard core rap, and he sees a black guy selling flowers and tries to lock his door inconspicously. lmao
Answers: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a p****, OK?
Yes, I am also not a p****.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
And my favorite scene is when Michael Bolton is stuck in traffic, listening and singing along to some hard core rap, and he sees a black guy selling flowers and tries to lock his door inconspicously. lmao
the guy next door "not thanks i dont need you f**king up my life"
"Just a moment..."
*phone rings* "Just a moment..."
ALSO: Tell me this isn't true: The blond guy who tells Peter about the "O-face"...doesn't EVERYONE, while watching the movie see him and think,
"Hey, didn't I go to school with that guy?"
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
You know the nazi's had flair, they made the Jews wear.
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
and
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
There's just so many. This is one of my favorite comedies of all time.
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Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...
Joanna: You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.
Joanna: Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
[flips off Stan]
Peter Gibbons: It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
there are sooo many!!!