Best Line from a Python Film?!
Question: I'd go for 'hmmm, that's Capricorn is it?' in the Life of Brian.
Answers: I'd go for 'hmmm, that's Capricorn is it?' in the Life of Brian.
"Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy"
Damn you bulldog (meant in the nicest way!!)!!!! Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy!!
Oh that makes me giggle!!
it's just a flesh wound!!
and can i say that is gave me great pleasure to introduce my son to the python films cos as a kid that's what having a conversation with him was like!
"Come back, its only a flesh wound."
You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
in the Holy Grail
'I'm Brian...& so is my wife' !!
'Reg, (Loretta!) you cant be a woman..you havent got a womb..but you can have the right to be a woman'!!
LIFE OF BRIAN - fabulous!!
"hes the highest w*nking in wome"
"hes not the messiah.. hes a very naughty boy" - brilliant!
I'm not quite dead yet, sir!
"whats your favourite colour?"
"red.., oh no its blue" holy grail when they're crossing the bridge. also love "come on then i'll bite your legs off"
its just a flesh wound come back i'll still fight you
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
The crowd (in unison): Yes, we're all different!
One man: I'm not!
Haha, they're all so clever (The Python crowd :-P
Also I think the nativity scene at the beginning of Life Of Brian..absolutely classic.
She turned me into a newt!!...
...I got better.
Every sperm is sacred........................
"Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite!"
Said by King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"We the knights of knee demand... a srubbery!!" "A what?" "KNeee kneeee kneeee!"
Said by the Knights of Kneee in Python and the Holy Grail
Brian: "I am NOT the Messiah!!"
Arthur: "I say you are the Lord..and i should know! Ive followed a few"
From Life of Brian
*You hear this stuff from Python and go "it makes no sense", but you cant help but laugh, Python is great*
There are so many bests that it's quite difficult to choose the best best! So, perhaps I shall go with these sage words from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail":
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"~ eloquently expressed by the Taunting French Guard (John Cleese)
John Cleese is my weakness. I do believe he could clear his throat and have me giggling madly. Oh! He's done that already!
"Your mother was a hamster and you father smell of..."
Life of Brian
The scene outside Brian's bedroom window with the crowd.
The line:
Brian: "You're all individuals."
Crowd: "Yes, we're all individuals."
Voice in the crowd: "I'm not."
Sheer bloody genius.
i might not get thsi one printed but here goes:
life of Brian:
" alright!! alright, i AM the Messiah....Now f**k off!"
....."how shall we f**k off master?"....
"When he said 'Blessed be the cheesemakers,' did he mean just those who produce cheese, or was he speaking of dairy workers in general?"
(Life of Brian)
"You`re f****** nicked me old china" Life of Brian,,,,
"Welease Woger!"
"Welease Wodewick!"
"You're all individuals!"
"We're all individuals!"
".............I'm not".
One of the funniest movies of all time.
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"My friend Biggus Dickus"
When the people's front of Judea hide in their HQ (by sticking their head in a bucket or a cloth over their head) and the romans search the palce and find no1 except "we found this spoon"
When Brian spells some graffiti wrong and the roman guard catches him, but makes him spell it right and write it 100 times over the roman walls! Brilliant!
Also
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
bring me a shrubbery (holy grail)
How would I pick there are so many classic lines from the films and TV show there are far too many for me to name here........We shall say Nee to you again if you do not appease us.......Seriously How could I pick one.......The song in The meaning of life in the live liver donors sketch.. I fart in your general direction , Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Australia, Australia,Australia, We love you Amen...see the TV show even rocked.
Run Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
So many great lines to choose from:
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! We're the People's Front of Judea
Mother: Ah, leave that Welsh tart alone!
Brian: I don't really want to, mum...
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God get quite irate" - Meaning of Life
Bulldog: as i opened this q I heard in my head, in a little squeaky voice - he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. As you got in first, you def deserve the points. have thumbed up!
" I fart in your general direction" - Holy Grail
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - Holy Grail
"Run away!" - Holy Grail
Holy Grail is my favourite, can you tell??
"oo you calling big nose!?" - life of brian.