Meanest/funniest line you remember from a movie?!
Question: My favorite is from the movie Tommy Boy, When Tommy asks Richard "Does this suit make me look fat?" And Richard replies "No, your face does." Mean, but funny. :)
Answers: My favorite is from the movie Tommy Boy, When Tommy asks Richard "Does this suit make me look fat?" And Richard replies "No, your face does." Mean, but funny. :)
Stupid, worthless, no good god damn free loading son of a b*tch, retarded, big mouth, know it all, as*hole, jerk.....you forgot Ugly, lazy and disrespectful.........
From......The Breakfast Club
I seem to remember a line from Ruthless People where Danny DeVito answers a phone call meant for someone else and says "they can't come to the phone right now, they have my d*** in their mouth". Bad movie, funny line.
Big Lebowski
"I am the walrus"
"Shut the **** up, Donnie"
No Country for Old Men
"What'd you give for that thing?"
"You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean."
"I need to know that."
"You keep runnin' that mouth, I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'."
V for Vendetta
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
You can have our children but you let me have my monkey - Walk Hard
"I gave you a hot dog didn't I?"
The response by an employer when a gardener says he was short changed for his services in the movie Lawn Dogs.
In the movie "Crocodile Dundee" when the gang kids attack Mick and his girlfriend. She says, "Give him your wallet, he's got a knife." Then Mick says, "That's not a knife, Now this is a knife" while he whips out this enormous hunting knife.
I am A Johnny Depp fanatic, so it's natural for me to remember one of Jack Sparrow's famous (in my mind) quotes:
"Me? I am dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly! It's the honest ones you want to look out for because you never know when they will do something incredibly.... STUPID! (and then he throws a sword at Will and the world is saved my jack once again)
That's from the first of the pirates movies in one of the last scenes where they are fighting the cursed pirates in the cave. :)
I don't kill, I steal
something like that whatever
you'd have to watch Friday to get it
...from the 1996 horror flick, "From Dusk 'til Dawn"...
"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f**k how crazy they are!"
Bob Saget in "Half Baked"---I suck di*k for crack........You ever sucked di*k for crack? first time I heard him say that ,I literally cried with laughter until it hurt.
From one of my favorite John Hughes/Movies ever:
Uncle Buck has been called into school because one of the kids has misbehaved. He must talk to Anita Hogarth the school's Principal. Go John Candy---
Buck Russell: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!
[of Anita's mole]
Buck Russell: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
Funniest line Taken from The Italian Job when Michael Caine says "Your only suposed to blow the bloody doors off"