Perhaps you have just got on the wrong plane when you see this?!
Question: 1. The Stewardess keeps her lifejacket on after demonstrating how to use it.
2. A man on your left is sweating profusely and has a remote trigger device in his right hand
3. A Nun is playing a guitar and singing to a little girl who is terminally ill
4. A Japanese boy four rows ahead is trying to hang himself after losing Nintendo to his sister.
5. His sister is also trying to hang herself having just beaten her brother at Nintendo and has brought dishonour on her family
6. An elderly couple are smiling sweetly at each other knowing that this is their last flight until the grave.
7. A mass murderer is busy picking the lock of his handcuffs.
8. A Stewardess is shouting Yes, Yes, Yes in the cockpit. She is in fact following instructions from tower control on how to land the plane.
9. A failed movie actor decides to commit suicide by eating the in-flight meal.
10. A sweet little old lady smiles sympathetically at you as she knows that you are going to DIE SOON!
Answers: 1. The Stewardess keeps her lifejacket on after demonstrating how to use it.
2. A man on your left is sweating profusely and has a remote trigger device in his right hand
3. A Nun is playing a guitar and singing to a little girl who is terminally ill
4. A Japanese boy four rows ahead is trying to hang himself after losing Nintendo to his sister.
5. His sister is also trying to hang herself having just beaten her brother at Nintendo and has brought dishonour on her family
6. An elderly couple are smiling sweetly at each other knowing that this is their last flight until the grave.
7. A mass murderer is busy picking the lock of his handcuffs.
8. A Stewardess is shouting Yes, Yes, Yes in the cockpit. She is in fact following instructions from tower control on how to land the plane.
9. A failed movie actor decides to commit suicide by eating the in-flight meal.
10. A sweet little old lady smiles sympathetically at you as she knows that you are going to DIE SOON!
"Don't call me Shirley!" (Airplane, of course)
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