What's your favorite quote or line from...?!
Question: Dodgeball: a True Underdog Story?
Mine is either, "You don't get to touch me."
or "No one makes me bleed my own blood!".
Answers: Dodgeball: a True Underdog Story?
Mine is either, "You don't get to touch me."
or "No one makes me bleed my own blood!".
Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" and genetic disorders, much like baldness and necrophilia, and it's only your fault you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
Hey there, Timmy!
Holy mackeral, mister! You scared the jeepers out of me!
How would you like to take a break from that fine lead based paint...and learn about dodgeball?
Boy, would I! Wow! Where am I, Mister?
You're in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century...by Opium addicted Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at eachother, instead of the A.D.A.A approved balls we use today.
Yeah, uh, Patches are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Probably not.
No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Gordon: Hey, Honey!
[Wife puts the L for loser thing sign with her fingers on her forehead]
Gordon: L for love! Good times!
This is pure poppycock!
Haven't seen it.
"Get down in there boy, real deep-like." -When the hillbilly is watching the kid wash his truck tires in a speedo.
"Joanie Loves Chachi!"
and anything steve the pirate says it an instant classic in my eyes
Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Just remember the five D's of dodgeball; Dodge, Duck, Dip ,Dive and Dodge
f,n chuck norris