Would these casts for these films really happen?!
Question: "Sunset Boulevard" - yes, the Andrew Lloyd Webber one!
Ashton Kucher.......... Joe
Demi Moore..............Norma Desmond
Ben Affleck ............Max von Mayerling
Lindsey Lohan ......... Betty Schaefer
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"Citizen Kane- The Musical"
Chris Rock................Kane
Jenny McCarthy............Susan
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"My Fair Lady"
The new hip-hop version titled "Yo, Woman!"
Will Smith..........Professor Henry Higgins
Beyonce.............Eliza
Nicholas Cage.......Col. Pickering
Updated to present day New York City!
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"Annie"
Keanu Reeves....Daddy Warbucks
Will Ferrell....Miss Hannigan (they did drag in Hairspray)
Miley Cyrus.....Annie
Pink............Grace
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And this is how they might remake "Sound of Music"!
Maria – Britney Spears
Captain – Will Smith
Lisel – Paris Hilton
Rolf – Orlando Bloom
Max – Matthew McConau
Answers: "Sunset Boulevard" - yes, the Andrew Lloyd Webber one!
Ashton Kucher.......... Joe
Demi Moore..............Norma Desmond
Ben Affleck ............Max von Mayerling
Lindsey Lohan ......... Betty Schaefer
***********
"Citizen Kane- The Musical"
Chris Rock................Kane
Jenny McCarthy............Susan
*********************************
"My Fair Lady"
The new hip-hop version titled "Yo, Woman!"
Will Smith..........Professor Henry Higgins
Beyonce.............Eliza
Nicholas Cage.......Col. Pickering
Updated to present day New York City!
******
"Annie"
Keanu Reeves....Daddy Warbucks
Will Ferrell....Miss Hannigan (they did drag in Hairspray)
Miley Cyrus.....Annie
Pink............Grace
*************
And this is how they might remake "Sound of Music"!
Maria – Britney Spears
Captain – Will Smith
Lisel – Paris Hilton
Rolf – Orlando Bloom
Max – Matthew McConau
lmao. dude, I needed that.
Demi Moore playing the psycho, aging movie star trying to hang onto the young, smart writer, Kucher. The image is enough to send me into stitches.
Then there's Britney Spears as a nun. . .
Dude no! A lot of those actors have no singing talents at all! and Don't fit the parts! Britney Spears as Maria??? Keanu Reeves as Daddy Warbucks!? BEYONCE AS ELIZA?!! Come on!! Lets give these classics some credit!