Can someone tell me...???!
Question: ...where I can find out where they are conducting auditions for the upcoming remake of "Friday the 13th"??? Put a wig on me, and I bear a most striking resemblance to Annie, the very first victim. In fact, in an effort to better reinact the first bloody throat-slitting, I have a stoma, and can readily spit blood through it, at will. I know that I would be perfect for the part. Can someone help out, here???
Answers: ...where I can find out where they are conducting auditions for the upcoming remake of "Friday the 13th"??? Put a wig on me, and I bear a most striking resemblance to Annie, the very first victim. In fact, in an effort to better reinact the first bloody throat-slitting, I have a stoma, and can readily spit blood through it, at will. I know that I would be perfect for the part. Can someone help out, here???
...I'd say that if you can forcebly projectile-eject any blood and gore from your stoma, you have a pretty good chance at the part; the part of Annie, in the original "Friday the 13th", was pretty wooden and generic, and anything you can do to enhance that performance, should serve to only better increase your odds in getting the part....
Good Luck!!!
OMG!!! Whether you're serious, or whether you're kidding, I don't think you have the slightest concept of how incredibly grooooooossss that is....and I'm eating spaghetti, here, too!!!