Pulp Fiction?? Is it just me or does that movie have some of the funniest quotes!
Question: im a mushroom cloud laying mother ****** mother ******. lmao it justs gets better with each viewing. Name some favorite quotes too.
Answers: im a mushroom cloud laying mother ****** mother ******. lmao it justs gets better with each viewing. Name some favorite quotes too.
Christopher Walken has the funniest lines in the movie when hes talkin about havin the watch up his butt haha
"this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ***. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ***. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
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I always thought Quentin Tarantino was great at writing snappy, witty dialogue. And I think when Uma Thurman uses his dialogue - she runs with it. In Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill.
Samuel L. Jackson's speech before he shoots someone is always good.
Ain't no f----- ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f------ ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f------ sport.
EDIT: thought of another one I just love...
This **** is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To Be Living The Rest of His Short A-- Life In Agonizing Pain Rapist here.
I said god damn...god damn!
-Mia Wallace
I seen 'em do it, man. They frucken' drown 'em in that shnit.
-Vincent Vega
There was a Mama tomato, a Daddy tomato and a Baby tomato all walkin' down a street and the Baby tomato keeps falling behind going real slow you know? And so finally the Daddy tomato says to the Baby tomatoe....ketchup......See I told you you wouldn't laugh.
" I don't need you to tell me how ******* good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. "
Yes indeed.
Would be one of my fave Tarantino movies if they cut out the whole Bruce Willis part. It just made the movie drag on and it was just SO BORING!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
thats a top quote not a funny one but top
1: Aw man I just shot marvin in the face.
2: WHY THE F**K YOU DO THAT?!