If Star Wars was real life, would Bush be Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, or Jabba !


Question: Any other ideas?


Answers: Any other ideas?

Bush would be Governor Tarkin, thinking he is completely invulnerable on his Death Star... Rove would be the Emperor, Cheney as Darth Vader.... He uses the Death Star to stir up everyone and all the every day Joes who work on the Death Star get blasted by the people he pisses off....and of course Cheney gets away scot free..... Condi is that Mos Eisley spy...visiting all the outworlds and reporting back

Huckabee (before Lipo) is Jabba ... McCain, Obama and Clinton would be skywalker, solo and organa... Kunich is C3PO....Nader is a Tusken Raider (just messing with EVERYBODY!)

Jabba the Hut. Bush isn't cool enough to be Vader.

Darth Vader: that way instead of "Hail To the Cheif" the orchestra can play "The Imperial March" or also called "Darth Vader's theme".

LMAO @ Jar Jar Binks. Hesa kinda slow !!!

Well Hilary's certainly no princess.

And Barack's no Skywalker.

Let's dump them all and find Yoda.

He's probably one of the storm troopers, noone more than just a pawn

I think he'd be Jabba the Hut. You can barely ever understand him, he doesnt ever stick by his word, and hes not that great to look at. I agree that hes not cool enough to be Vader.

Pizza the hut is my vote

funny thing.

He would actually be that alien who went "yaaaahh" after they blew up the deathstar.

None of the above. Bush is the princess in the bikini on Jabba's leesh. Cheney is Jabba. Hmm on second thought he is stupid enough to be jar jar binx.

He'd me more like that thing that hangs around Vader, I can't remember what it's called, but you know what I'm talking about, right?

Or maybe Jar Jar, Nobody really respects him, or wants him around, but he's there anyway.

No way could that bumbling fool - who says "nook-yoo-ler" for god's sake - be a major character.

I'd go with Salacious Crumb, the creepy little cretin who hangs around Jabba and eats whatever Jabba drops.

Perhaps Jar-Jar Binks - stupid, oafish, slack jawed yokel

Or one of the mindless yellow droids that does whatever the Emperor tells it before being blown to bits

If Star Wars was real and happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away... then Bush would still be Bush. It would have no effect on us. And even if it was set in our time period and on earth, I would guess that Jabba would be Jabba and Bush would still be himself. Why would he all of a sudden turn into another person?

the most evil and annoying one :)



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