Memorable movie quotes??? unknown quotes???!
Question: funny, sad, weird, etc
Answers: funny, sad, weird, etc
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"Go ahead, make my day."
"You talkin' to me?"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
"Show me the money!"
"You can't handle the truth!"
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Run Forest!"
"Throw me the whip!"
"Houston, we have a problem.
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
"Here's Johnny!"
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."
"I feel the need — the need for speed!"
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"
"I'm king of the world!"
AND MY FAVORITE: "Yo, Adrian!"
Luke, I am your father! -Star Wars Episode V
Lonestar, I am your fathers brothers nephews uncles former roomate! -Spaceballs
"There's no way, no way that you could have come from my loins. The first thing I do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth". Sheriff Buford T. Justice to his son in Smokey and The Bandit
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret
ron weasley in goblet of fire
sorry draco but i couldnt resist
"Oh you men are all alike! 7 or 8 quick ones and it's off with the boys to boast and brag. Well you better keep your mouth shut!! *oh I think I love him*"
From Young Frankenstein....Madeline Kahn who played Elizabeth said it.
IN THE MOVIE CON AIR:
YOU CAN SEE THE CONS PARTYING TO THE SONG "FREEBIRD"
Garland Greene: Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
GUNNERY SARGENT HARTMAN, FULL METAL JACKET
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" Clark Gables in Gone With the Wind, "Here's looking at you, kid" Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca, "You can't handle the truth" Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" Marlon Brando in The Godfather, "Houston we have a problem" Tom Hanks in Apollo 13, "May the force be with you" Star Wars, "I'll be back" The Terminator, "Snap out of it" Cher in Moonstruck "My Precious" TLOTR, " Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothing yet" The Jazz Singer and "Show me the Money!!" Cuba Gooding Jr. in Jerry Maguire
10 things i hate about you :; no drinking no drugs no kissing no tattoos no ritual animal slaughters of any kind :P
Brothers Grimm :; jacob grimm you bed wetting piss bucket
i love lamp ---brick , anchorman
From Godfather 1:
Michael: Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son.
[Carlo get handed a drink]
Michael: Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Tom?
[Tom hands Michael an airplane ticket]
Michael: I want you to stay there, you understand?
[Carlo nods]
Michael: Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. ...
The menace in that line still haunts me.
Tessio: [realizing that Michael knows he was the traitor] Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake?
Tom Hagen: [shakes his head] Can't do it, Sally.
Don Corleone: [seeing Sonny in the mortuary] Look how they massacred my boy.
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
I could go on...
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I realize it's stacking the deck to go with the #1 movie on imdb, but I wanted a movie people knew.
You can't handle the truth!!!! - J Nicholson, A few Good Men
"It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises."
-Dr. Strangelove
That's both memorable and unknown!
For my money, the best movie quote ever...
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
--Airplane
"Mongo just a pawn in the game of life."
Alex Karras in Blazing Saddles
"Made it Ma! Top of the world."
--James Cagney in White Heat
"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"
--Edward G. Robinson in Little Caesar
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
--Humphrey Bogart to Claude Rains at the end of Casablanca
There's my short list.
OMG, where do I start??? I'm a HUGE, lifelong movie fan, and I actually have a LIST (a rather long one) of my favorite movie quotes. I'll just give a few of the more "sentimental" ones to me here...
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ye, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like goin' down to the pond, chasin' bluegills or tommycocks. This shark, swallow ye whole. A little shakin', little tenderizin', down you go. We gotta do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, Chief. I'll FIND him for three -- but I'll catch him, and I'll kill him, for ten. You gotta make up your minds. You wanna stay alive, then ante up. Or you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing." ("Quint" from "Jaws")
("Quint" from "Jaws" again, when asked what had happened with the USS Indianapolis, upon which he had been stationed during World War II.) ("Quint" was a fictional character; the tragic story of the Navy cruiser, however, is true...)
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Just delivered the bomb...the Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger, thirteen-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin'. So, we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle, like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo". The idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man, that man, he starts poundin' an' hollerin' an' screamin', and sometimes the shark'd go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. You know, the thing about a shark...he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin'...until he bites ya, an' those black eyes roll over white, and then... Ah, then you hear that terrible, high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red inspite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in 'n' they...rip you to pieces. You know, by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Bosun's Mate. I thought he was asleep. Reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up 'n' down in the water just like a kinda top. Up-ended. Well...he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us. He was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low, and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened...waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So...eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred 'n' sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway...*grins*...we delivered the bomb."
(Trivia for ya: Robert Shaw, the late, legendary actor who played "Quint", gave that phenomenal speech in one take, doing an incredible job all the way through -- only to completely blow it on the date of the tragedy. The actual date was July 30th of '45.)
"I would never let my personal desires influence my aesthetic judgment." ("Phantom of the Paradise")
Jack Driscoll: "I'm writing a play for you."
Ann Darrow: "Why would you do that?"
Jack Driscoll: "Why would I write a play for you?" (His voice drops to a near-whisper, feelingly.) "Isn't it obvious?"
("King Kong" - '05)
(I practically melt every time I watch that movie, when Adrien Brody says that last part, just from the pure emotion he put into it.)
Scent of A woman: Al Pacino: "By the way, Jimmy, Harry. F*** you too!"
-"You are so f*cked."---George Clooney, as "Michael Clayton"
-"I promise you I won't...go out the door." ---Rod Taylor, in "The Time Machine" (1960)
-"Gentlemen!-You can't fight here! This is the war room!" --Peter Sellers, in "Dr. Strangelove"
-"Well here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."--Oliver Hardy, to Stan Laurel, in several movies.
-"Three wishes I'll grant you, big and small,
but ask a fourth wish and you'll lose them all!"--King Brian of Knocknasheega, in "Darby O'Gill and the Little People".
-"No matter where you go, there you are"---Buckaroo Banzai
-"She married me to gain insecurity, and now you're trying to take it away from her!"--"Morgan--A Suitable Case for Treatment".
-"Cave Canem"---intoned by Boris Karloff during a Black Mass in "The Black Cat" (1934)--(a crackup line, because it's latin for "Beware of the Dog")-
-"Fill this bucket with gas!" (an unintentionally funny line from "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein")(all it takes is one member of the audience to make a farting sound to cause chaos...)
"Don't go where I can't follow!"--Sam's anguished cry to Frodo in "Return of the KIng".
That's ten good ones!