The Grindhouse Movie Experience???!
Question: Despite having seen the kick-@ss movie last year, called "Grindhouse", I am way too young to know what going to a 'grindhouse' movie was like. Is there any way that I can simulate this at home???
Answers: Despite having seen the kick-@ss movie last year, called "Grindhouse", I am way too young to know what going to a 'grindhouse' movie was like. Is there any way that I can simulate this at home???
Good Gawd!!! Are you sure that you want to do that??? Things might get pretty nasty, but if you want to replicate the 'grindhouse' movie theater experience, you should do the following:
1). Smear melted chocolate and drip warm soda down the front of your T.V. screen, and dot the screen with half a dozen toilet paper spitwads.
2). Don't flush your toilet for about a week, and let it back up and overflow.
3). get some stale two-week old popcorn, and heat it up in the oven and/or microwave; get a two-liter bottle of soda, and let it set, and get warm and stale, for about a week. These will be your movie munchies.
4). Heavily dot and scatter your living room floor with chewed-up gum, Jujubies, Good 'n' Plenty and Milk-Duds.
5). Randomly cut up the upolstery, and tear out the arm rests on your couch, and ensure that some of the stuffing is sticking out, and that about one-third of your couch is heavily taped off, with a sign that says 'Out of Service".
...as far as your 'grindhouse' presentations, the following collections/compilations will work the best, for your purpose...
A Grindhouse theater is another word for a crappy one. They were in the inner city while small towns had drive-ins.
Imagine going to a movie in a crappy theater, were gang members were in there, rats running around, and they sold pitchers of beer. They only got B list movies so they would put fake trailers and crazy things (like a girl with a gun leg) in the movies to get people to come. Most of the time they were horror movies that showed lots of gory, sex, etc. They always had crappy names too like 'Last House on the Left' or 'Attack of the 50 foot Woman'.
You can find some of these old crappy grindhouse movies now. They are starting to put like 10 of them together on a DVD.