If you're a character in a horror movie, is taking a shower ALWAYS the kiss !
Question: If you're a character in a horror movie, is taking a shower ALWAYS the kiss of death!?
What other cliches can you think of!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
When the characters hear awful noises upstairs, they always GO UPSTAIRS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
People in horror movies are jumpy about everything and are either too curious about everything or not curious enough!. The first people to die are either the sleezy cheerleader, the super hot virgin, the random person in the nude, the black guy, or the jerk everybody hates!.(Most likely the high school quaterback or the abusive stepdad) If somebody in a horror movie is wearing glasses you know at some point they are going to fall off their face and be blinded even if it is temporaroly!. Even when the characters are aware of danger they insist in going into the shadows, alleys, or buildings were the other characters cannot see and/or hear them!.
Now this isn't some much a cliche, but in almost every horror movie you are going to hear at least one insanely idiotic line of dialogue that is just so outlandishly stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now this isn't some much a cliche, but in almost every horror movie you are going to hear at least one insanely idiotic line of dialogue that is just so outlandishly stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yep, taking a shower is always a bad idea!. So is being a teenager & having sex, getting home to find the door open & walking inside going"hello!? anyone here!?" and walking down a dark foggy street while scary violin music plays!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Along with these two,add the following:
Hearing a noise in the deepest,darkest paert of the forest and going to see what it is!.!.!.Not!
When someone tells you,"Don't Go In There!!" and you do it anyway!.!.!.Not!
If you're alone and you hear low string music building in the background,get the hell out of there because you're about to get murdered!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hearing a noise in the deepest,darkest paert of the forest and going to see what it is!.!.!.Not!
When someone tells you,"Don't Go In There!!" and you do it anyway!.!.!.Not!
If you're alone and you hear low string music building in the background,get the hell out of there because you're about to get murdered!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leaving the rest of the group to either go for help or find someone who was killed in the first half of the movie!. Once they separate themselves, you know they're getting it next!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whem they say "don't open the door", you can be sure they will!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, the Kiss of Death comes after the shower scene! Only in Psycho did it happen prematurely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!.
Wandering off alone and sying,"I will be back," is a sure sign of death!.
Use of drugs or alcoholWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wandering off alone and sying,"I will be back," is a sure sign of death!.
Use of drugs or alcoholWww@Enter-QA@Com
Making out seems to be a bad idea as well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh!.!.!. umm!.!.!. going outside in your backyard at night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com