Favorite Line from 40-year old virgin?!

Jay: "She talk dirty to you!?"
Andy: "Oh, she loved to dirty-talk!. Totally into it!. She'd be like: 'Yeah, let's screw, let's!.!.!. I wanna ****!.' God, it was so dirty!. She'd be like, 'Me so horny, me love you long time!.' So!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Hahaha!.!.!.!. "I gotta tell you something!. I'm really excited about it!. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!"

I always felt bad for the guys who have to watch the same damn thing every day!.!.!.!. ALL DAY LONG!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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after the chick pukes on him
"yahh!.!.!.i think i am gunna pass on the sex"

The poker scene
"yah they feel like sandbags"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"If I hear it one more time I'm gonna Yamo-Hurtsomebody !"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"Where's your friend going!?"!. Lol!- Bath tub sceneWww@Enter-QA@Com

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ahhhh KELLY CLARKSTON!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"you know, i kinda felt bad for the girl!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.kinda felt bad for the HORSE!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"Then just punch her in the fu*$in' head!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"You know how I know youre gay"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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You used all of these!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"Dude, is that the Six-Million Dollar Man's boss!?"

or,

"You look like a Man-o-lantern"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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when discussing boobs!.!. "they feel like bags of sand"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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