Your favorite/funniest movie quote?!


Question: Your favorite/funniest movie quote!?
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Mel Brooks has the best one-liners!. My favorite one is in Blazing Saddles!. When all of the different crooks are getting their "Bad Guy" badges!. Bart (who is black) and Jim (who is white) are hiding behind a rock trying to get some KKK member's attention!. They come out from behind the rock while Jim is holding onto Bart's shirt, and Bart says Where the white women at!? to get the KKK guy's attention!.
Good Stuff!Www@Enter-QA@Com

From the Goonies

Francis Fratelli : Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk : Everything!. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam!. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play!. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog!.!.!.When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!.!.!.But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience!. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other!. I never felt so bad in my entire life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one of my faves is in Live Free Or Die Hard when John McClane tells Matt that CCR is classic rock, and Matthew(justin long) says: i know what it is, its old rock, that doesnt make it classic!.!.!.!.

something like that!. makes me lol!.

Or in Waynes World II when Garth tells the audience: "Do not eat the red rope licorish!"

But my definite favorite quote from a movie is in The Wedding Singer, when Jon Lovitz says: "Hes going crazy!.!.!.!. and I'm reaping all the benefits!.!." then the curtain slowly covers his face while he has a creepy smile on his face, somethin like that!.!.!.!.!. aah, i love Lovitz!.

_chelsea_Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I would like to extend an indentation to you to the pants party"

"Are you trying to tell me there's a party in your pants and I'm invited"

"yes"

"No I do not want to go to a party in your pants"

"OK!. Ed party in my pants!? no!? OK lets go"

don't know if that is right on but something like that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Harry: 'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention!.'
Dumb and Dumber

Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are!.
Juno MacGuff: Nah!.!.!. I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into!?-juno

Zack: Were all pink on the inside!.!.!.
Vince: Like vaginas!
[awkward pause]
Vince: [cough] -employee of the month

JB: What's it gonna be Kyle!? You have to decide!.!.!. ****!.!.!. or Destiny!.
KG: [Lifting up his shirt] ****!.- tenacious D in the pick of destiny

those quotes rock :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

“It's amazing how he fell perfectly into the drawing on the floor!.”
The Pink Panther – Inspector Clouseau (Steve Martin)

"I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States!.”
An Inconvenient Truth – Al Gore (himself)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Movie history's best comedy duo Laurel and Hardy - when Hardy says, "Here's another fine mess you've got me into!."

Several quotes from the three Naked Gun and Carry On series, though I can't remember any of them right now (I'm horrible at remembering jokes)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

from "Elf"

Buddy: Santa! Oh my god! Santa's coming! I know him! I know him!

one of my favorite movie and the funniest scene for me!!
great movie!.!.!.i watch every year during the xmas holidays!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Napolean Dynamite:

A frickin' 12 gauge what do you think!

Can you help me :

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

In Superbad when McLovin' says "I got a *****!"
I'm laughing just thinking about that lol
*they're gonna remove the word so just use your imagination if you don't know what it isWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like in juno when shes talking to her step mom and her step mom says something about getting a dog and juno goes!.!.!.!.
"Whoa DREAM BIG"

it was just funny!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Madagascar

when the king says "SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING"

love the accent! its so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

American Pie

This came out of nowhere:

and one time in band camp, I stuck a flute!.!.!.!.!.(you know the rest)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Anchorman- I love Lamp : )Www@Enter-QA@Com



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