What's the funniest line in a movie you ever heard?!


Question: What's the funniest line in a movie you ever heard!?
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Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today!.

Ted Striker: Headquarters--what is it!?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now!.

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I can't remember the movie right now, but a kid ran over to his family having a picnic in the yard and says "Mommy, I was petting the dog next door and lipstick came out of his wiener!" and the Mom goes "That is a very bad dog! Don't pet him anymore!" I was hilarious!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hmm!.!.!.This one makes the list!. It's from one of my favorite movies/books of all time!. Watch this scene from the Princess Bride:

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=XegOczOvf!.!.!.

I haven't seen to many funny movies, but that line is both classic and hilarious for the serious grim mood at the time even though the movie isn't a comedy!.

Hope I helped!.!.!.

P!.S!. Forgot to mention Monty Python and the Holy Grail!. It's a comedy and most of it is as funny as that video!. You may wanna check that out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It was a zombie movie and a guy was talking all serious while sitting in the drivers seat of a car and was punched in the face by a zombie and said"building a robot out of chocolate!." Out of nowhere, funniest scene I ever saw!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You know, I have one simple request!. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done!. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly!? Www@Enter-QA@Com

my name is diego montoya!. you kill my father!. prepare to die!.
not necessarily the funniest, but it is my fav!

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There are tons of them in a movie called Friday!. The very first Friday!. It has Chris Tucker and Ice Cube in it!. Hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

anything from pinapple express
litterally EVERY line is quotable !!
if you havnt seen it DO !Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Of course! The only thing it could be!." Said by Adam West in response to Robin figuring out some ridiculous riddle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Splash-Tom Hanks
"The little boat"
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Pirate!.

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"Ok, why a duck, why not a chicken!?" Chico Marx in The Cocoanuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

One of the funniest- "But I wipe my own a*s"- Big DaddyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I am a sacred vessel!. All *you* have *your* stomach is taco bell!. -JunoWww@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.looks like you need a stiff one!! Lol, its from the film hairspray!! :D Sorry i have such a dirty mind!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com

From 40 year old virgin!.!.

From now on, your dick is my dick!. I'm gonna get you laid!.
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do you feel lucky punkWww@Enter-QA@Com



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