Worst one liners ever?!
Question: Worst one liners ever!?
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im going to get attacked by star wars fans but:
nothing can save our love, only my new powers can do that!.
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nothing can save our love, only my new powers can do that!.
lol i snorted when i heard that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head!?
Do you work at Subway!? Because you just gave me a footlong!.
Hi, do you want to have my children!? [No] OK, can we just practice
then!?
Do you live on a chicken farm!? [No] You sure know how to raise
cocks!.
That's a nice shirt!. Can I talk you out of it!?
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!.
**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before!?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears!? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to!?
I lost my virginity!. Can I have yours!?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****!? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza!?
Do you work for UPS!? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit!.
**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura!?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs!.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore!.!.!.!.my face should be among them!.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight!.
Is that a keg in your pants!? Because I'd love to tap that!.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle!.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!.
What's the speed limit of sex!? [what!?] 68!. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all!.
Do you c!.um here often or wait till you get home!?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket!? (Why!?) Because I can see myself in your pants!.
Do you wash your panties with Windex!? Because I can really see myself in them!.
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me!? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go!.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers!? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself!.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand!.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays!?
That dress looks great on you!.!.!.as a matter of fact, so would I!.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund!.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in!?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down!.
Do you have any Italian in you!? Would you like some!?
Hi, my name is "Milk!." I'll do your body good!.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you!.
Hi, wanna ****!? [No] Mind lying down while I do!?
I miss my teddy bear!. Would you sleep with me!?
Is your name daisy!? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right
here!
Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left!.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with
these two fingers!?" (I don't know!.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart!."
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face!.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there!.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow
morning!.
My name's [your name]!. Just so you know what to scream!.
Nice shoes, wanna ****!?
Nice socks!. Can I try them on later tonight!?
Oh, you're a bird watcher!. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take
this for a swallow!?
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we
use these condoms in my pocket before they expire!.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me!?"
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to **** you on
the floor!.
The word of the day is "legs!." Let's go back to my place and spread
the word!.
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and ****!.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our
clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!.
I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
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Do you work at Subway!? Because you just gave me a footlong!.
Hi, do you want to have my children!? [No] OK, can we just practice
then!?
Do you live on a chicken farm!? [No] You sure know how to raise
cocks!.
That's a nice shirt!. Can I talk you out of it!?
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!.
**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before!?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears!? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to!?
I lost my virginity!. Can I have yours!?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****!? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza!?
Do you work for UPS!? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit!.
**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura!?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs!.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore!.!.!.!.my face should be among them!.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight!.
Is that a keg in your pants!? Because I'd love to tap that!.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle!.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!.
What's the speed limit of sex!? [what!?] 68!. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all!.
Do you c!.um here often or wait till you get home!?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket!? (Why!?) Because I can see myself in your pants!.
Do you wash your panties with Windex!? Because I can really see myself in them!.
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me!? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go!.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers!? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself!.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand!.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays!?
That dress looks great on you!.!.!.as a matter of fact, so would I!.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund!.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in!?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down!.
Do you have any Italian in you!? Would you like some!?
Hi, my name is "Milk!." I'll do your body good!.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you!.
Hi, wanna ****!? [No] Mind lying down while I do!?
I miss my teddy bear!. Would you sleep with me!?
Is your name daisy!? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right
here!
Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left!.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with
these two fingers!?" (I don't know!.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart!."
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face!.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there!.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow
morning!.
My name's [your name]!. Just so you know what to scream!.
Nice shoes, wanna ****!?
Nice socks!. Can I try them on later tonight!?
Oh, you're a bird watcher!. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take
this for a swallow!?
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we
use these condoms in my pocket before they expire!.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me!?"
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to **** you on
the floor!.
The word of the day is "legs!." Let's go back to my place and spread
the word!.
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and ****!.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our
clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!.
I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
i ran out of space email me if you wanna hear moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
Eww, ick,yuck!. I've heard a ton of them lately! Whatever happened to, "Hi, my name is!.!.!.could I buy you a drink!?"
Some of the worst ones EVER:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house!.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good!.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!.
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
Was your dad a farmer!? Cause you sure have great melons!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some of the worst ones EVER:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house!.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good!.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!.
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
Was your dad a farmer!? Cause you sure have great melons!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anything from the movies: Batman and Robin, Showgirls, or Friday the 13th sequels!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nobody puts baby in the cornerrr NOBODY
you had me at homo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you had me at homo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You made the team!.!.!. The daddy team!.
From Facing the GiantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
From Facing the GiantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Pulse: “Do you know what dying tastes like!? Metal!.” Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love means never having to say you're sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not a TumaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i must have died and gone to heaven cause i see an angel before meWww@Enter-QA@Com
"A sphincter says what!?" Wayne's WorldWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh,
Ihnc!.
---I have no clue!.
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Ihnc!.
---I have no clue!.
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Thats what she saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
you suck
Ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?!? i dont know!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll be back!. Www@Enter-QA@Com