Your favourite funny movie quotes?!


Question: Your favourite funny movie quotes!?
What are some of your all-time favourite movies and movie quotes!?

obviously i think the joker is HILARIOUS in the dark knight!. deserves that oscar alright!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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"I've been kidnapped by Kmart!"~kidnap victim to kidnappers in "Ruthless People" (Her husband has refused to pay her ransom, even after she's been marked down several times!)

"I don't have the face for tentacles!."~Captain Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"

"Oh! I hope it's not the bird flu! I hear that's untweatable!"~ "Hallowed Ground"

a) "A canoe~just like the Indians used!"
b) "Actually, the Indians used a different grade of aluminum!."
Billy Ray (a) and Norman (b) in "On Golden Pond"

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper!?"~Leia to a disguised Luke in "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

"Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter!. Isms, in my opinion, are not good!. A person should not believe in an ism!. He should believe in himself!. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in The Beatles!. I just believe in me!.' Good point there!. After all, he was the walrus!. I could be the walrus!. I'd still have to bum rides off people!."~Ferris in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

a) "What is your nationality!?"
b) "I'm a drunkard!."
c) "That makes Rick a citizen of the world!."
Major Strasser questioning Rick, with Captain Renault tossing in one of his usual wry comment in "Casablanca"Www@Enter-QA@Com

House of 1000 Corpses---"Well sh*t the bed"
Happy Gilmore-----"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a sh*t"
Eurotrip-----"Here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister"
Elf---"SANTA!.!.!.!.I know him, I know him!."
"You're not Santa, you're an imposter!. You sit on a thrown of lies!. You stink, you smell like beef and cheese!. He's not Santa, he's not Santa!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

My favorite has to be from "40-Year-Old Virgin" when Paul Rudd is looking at the sonogram - "It looks like Doppler Radar!."

Another great Paul Rudd one, this time from "Clueless!." "I want to do something good for humanity!" "How about sterilization!?"

also, I almost fell out of my seat in "Bend It Like Beckham" when Keira Knightley's mom said, "There's a reason why Sporty is the only Spice Girl without a man!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

"If I could only have one food for the rest of my life!? That's easy, Pez, cherry-flavored Pez!. No question about it"
"Oh, God!. That's weird!. What the hell is Goofy!? "
"I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, Aghhh! "
"Jesus H!. bald-headed Christ!"
"This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once!."
"Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life!."
"Yeah, but so what!? Everybody's weird!."
"Walking talking Jesus!"
"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood!."
"Why don't you cook your dick!?"
"Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore!."
"What are you, cracked!?"
"Ha ha ha! Come on, Choppy, bite my ***, Choppy!. Bite my ***!. Bite ****!. Come on Choppy!. Sic balls, Choppy!."
"Aah! I'm gonna rip your head off and **** down your neck!"
"Does the word retarded mean anything to you!?"
'Will you two just shut the **** up!? If either of you assholes had two-thousand dollars, I'd kill you both!."
"You use your left hand or right hand to do that!?"
"Two for flinching!"
"Oh, great, you brought the comb! What did you bring a comb for, you don't even have any hair!"
"Oh Billy, I wish we'd never boosted that car! Oh Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit-of-the-Looms into a fudge factory!"

By the way, all these quotes are from Stand By Me, the BEST movie ever!. No lie!.









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"I ain't gonna hit a mister, like h*** I am not!." John Wayne
"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours" The Princess Bride
There are many others but those are all I can think of at the moment!.
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"we're gonna need a bigger boat" Jaws
"HOO HAA" Scent of a Women
"there's another stiff in the john" 9 to 5
"Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok" Lethal Wepeon movies Joe Pesci
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Surely, you can't be serious!?
I am serious,!.!.!. and don't call me ShirleyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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