Funniest movie prayers in cinema history?!
Question: Funniest movie prayers in cinema history!?
1!. Chevy Chase - National Lampoons Vacation
2!. Ben Stiller - Meet The Parents
3!. Robin Williams - Hook
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2!. Ben Stiller - Meet The Parents
3!. Robin Williams - Hook
4!.
5!.
Anyone else have any suggestions!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you took the best two that I could think of!. Chevy Chase is a classicWww@Enter-QA@Com
There is a scene in Johnny Dangerously when M!.Keaton is being walking to the electric chair:
Warden: Your turn, Johnny!. The priest you've requested has arrived!.
Charley: [pretending to be a priest] Are you ready, my son!?
Johnny Dangerously: I'm ready if you are, father!.
Charley: Dominus vobiscum nabisco!. Espiritu sanctum!. De gustibus!.
Prisoner: [hands Johnny a part of a tommy gun] So long, Johnny!.
Charley: Me gustibus!. You gustibus!. We missed the bus!. They missed the bus!.
Prisoner: [hands Johnny another piece of the gun] Be brave, huh, Johnny!.
Charley: When's the next bus!?
Johnny Dangerously: [begins putting the gun together behind the wardens back] Always, Nails!.
Charley: Summa *** laude!. Magna *** laude!. The radio's too laude!. Adeste fidelis!.
Prisoner: [gives Johnny another piece] Good luck, Johnny!.
Charley: Centra fidelis!. High fidelis!.
Johnny Dangerously: [struggling to put it together] Why didn't I take shop!?
Charley: Post meridian!. Ante meridian!. Uncle meridian!. All of the little meridians!.
Prisoner: [adds another piece] Bye bye, Johnny!.
Johnny Dangerously: [adds piece to gun] Bye, Rock!.
Charley: Magna carta!. Master charga!.
Prisoner: [hands piece to Johnny] Spit in his eye, Johnny!
Johnny Dangerously: [finishes putting the gun together] OK, rabbi!.
Charley: [opens his bible to reveal the guns clip] Dum procellas!. Lotsa Vitalis!.
Warden: Any last words, Johnny!?
[gun cocks]
Warden: [turns to see Johnny pointing a tommy gun at him] Well saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Warden: Your turn, Johnny!. The priest you've requested has arrived!.
Charley: [pretending to be a priest] Are you ready, my son!?
Johnny Dangerously: I'm ready if you are, father!.
Charley: Dominus vobiscum nabisco!. Espiritu sanctum!. De gustibus!.
Prisoner: [hands Johnny a part of a tommy gun] So long, Johnny!.
Charley: Me gustibus!. You gustibus!. We missed the bus!. They missed the bus!.
Prisoner: [hands Johnny another piece of the gun] Be brave, huh, Johnny!.
Charley: When's the next bus!?
Johnny Dangerously: [begins putting the gun together behind the wardens back] Always, Nails!.
Charley: Summa *** laude!. Magna *** laude!. The radio's too laude!. Adeste fidelis!.
Prisoner: [gives Johnny another piece] Good luck, Johnny!.
Charley: Centra fidelis!. High fidelis!.
Johnny Dangerously: [struggling to put it together] Why didn't I take shop!?
Charley: Post meridian!. Ante meridian!. Uncle meridian!. All of the little meridians!.
Prisoner: [adds another piece] Bye bye, Johnny!.
Johnny Dangerously: [adds piece to gun] Bye, Rock!.
Charley: Magna carta!. Master charga!.
Prisoner: [hands piece to Johnny] Spit in his eye, Johnny!
Johnny Dangerously: [finishes putting the gun together] OK, rabbi!.
Charley: [opens his bible to reveal the guns clip] Dum procellas!. Lotsa Vitalis!.
Warden: Any last words, Johnny!?
[gun cocks]
Warden: [turns to see Johnny pointing a tommy gun at him] Well saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
How about the ones in "Talladega Nights!?" Those were the funniest parts of that movie!
- "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, "Walker" and "Texas Ranger," and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley!."
- "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors!. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers!. "
And when Whoopi Goldberg gave the blessing in "Sister Act" and started mixing up so many Bible passages!?
- "Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to recieve!. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger!. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread!. And to the republic for which it stands, and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat!. Amen!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
- "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, "Walker" and "Texas Ranger," and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley!."
- "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors!. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers!. "
And when Whoopi Goldberg gave the blessing in "Sister Act" and started mixing up so many Bible passages!?
- "Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to recieve!. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger!. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread!. And to the republic for which it stands, and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat!. Amen!."Www@Enter-QA@Com