What comedy movies have the most memorable funny lines?!
Question: What comedy movies have the most memorable funny lines!?
My list:
Juno (and shouted "bllyyym a crankin from the sea!!! I heard that was you!? It's good seein' ya Soo Chin)
Animal House (Was it over!.!.!.!.when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!?)
A Hard Day's Night (How did you find America!? Turned left at Greenland)
Superbad (McLovin kicks ***)
Walk Hard (In my dreams you're blowin' me!.!.!.!.some kisses!.!.) lol
Caddyshack (It's in the hole!)
Spinal Tap!.!.!.!.
[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty!.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months!.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play!.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find!. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why!.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice!.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really!. It's like a Mach piece, really!. It's sort of!.!.!.
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this!?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"!.
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Juno (and shouted "bllyyym a crankin from the sea!!! I heard that was you!? It's good seein' ya Soo Chin)
Animal House (Was it over!.!.!.!.when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!?)
A Hard Day's Night (How did you find America!? Turned left at Greenland)
Superbad (McLovin kicks ***)
Walk Hard (In my dreams you're blowin' me!.!.!.!.some kisses!.!.) lol
Caddyshack (It's in the hole!)
Spinal Tap!.!.!.!.
[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty!.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months!.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play!.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find!. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why!.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice!.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really!. It's like a Mach piece, really!. It's sort of!.!.!.
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this!?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"!.
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Answers:
LOL - That scene in Spinal Tap is one of my favorites!
Pretty much the entire dialogue of "The Princess Bride"!.
From the Blue's Brothers - "How much for the girl!?"
From Monty Python's "Life of Brian" during the Sermon on the Mount some of the observers can't understand what is being said and misinterpret, "Blessed are the peace makers" as being "Blessed are the cheese makers"!. also when the woman yells at Brian, "You are not the Messiah! You are a naughty, naughty boy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty much the entire dialogue of "The Princess Bride"!.
From the Blue's Brothers - "How much for the girl!?"
From Monty Python's "Life of Brian" during the Sermon on the Mount some of the observers can't understand what is being said and misinterpret, "Blessed are the peace makers" as being "Blessed are the cheese makers"!. also when the woman yells at Brian, "You are not the Messiah! You are a naughty, naughty boy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Airplane!
Surely you can be serious!?
I am serious!.!.!.!. and don't call me Shirley
or Naked Gun
I just saw Spinal Tap the other day!. my favorite part:
Nigel: the numbers all go to eleven
Marty: does that mean its louder!?
Nigel: well, its one louder!.!.!. most people are on 10 and they want to go louder, but they cant, so you know what we do!?
Marty: put it up to eleven!?
Nigel: exactly
Marty: couldnt you just make ten louder!?
Nigel: yeah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. but these go to eleven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Surely you can be serious!?
I am serious!.!.!.!. and don't call me Shirley
or Naked Gun
I just saw Spinal Tap the other day!. my favorite part:
Nigel: the numbers all go to eleven
Marty: does that mean its louder!?
Nigel: well, its one louder!.!.!. most people are on 10 and they want to go louder, but they cant, so you know what we do!?
Marty: put it up to eleven!?
Nigel: exactly
Marty: couldnt you just make ten louder!?
Nigel: yeah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. but these go to eleven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont know some of yours but my favorite line is in monty python and the holy grail when the french guy says:
"Of course i am french, why do you think i have this outrageous accent!?"
and
"You silly English caaaaaaniggit!"
i think that how you spell it!.
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"Of course i am french, why do you think i have this outrageous accent!?"
and
"You silly English caaaaaaniggit!"
i think that how you spell it!.
that movie is hilarious!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mother -To taunt Jeff, John says that he and his mother "are lovers" and then jokingly says, "I love my mother and I love having sex with her!.
What about Bob - Mmmmmm!.!.!.Is this corn hand shucked!?
Napoleon Dynamite - Tina!.!.!.come get your dinner you fat lard
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
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What about Bob - Mmmmmm!.!.!.Is this corn hand shucked!?
Napoleon Dynamite - Tina!.!.!.come get your dinner you fat lard
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
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what about bob!?-roses are red, violets are blue, i'ma skitsafrenick, and so am i XD
the movie "airplane" has tons of funny lines in it
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the movie "airplane" has tons of funny lines in it
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national lampoons vacation
"do you have asteroids!?" "no but my dad does, he can barely get off the toilet sometimes!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
"do you have asteroids!?" "no but my dad does, he can barely get off the toilet sometimes!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blazing Saddles!. Although I won't post any quotes since most of them contain racial slurs!. I don't think this movie would get made in today's Hollywood!. It is very funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Airplane - too many to mention!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about Young Frankenstein!?
"What Knockers!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What Knockers!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy:
Ron Burgundy: "I don't know how to put this but!.!.!. I'm kind of a big deal!."
Ron Burgundy: "I'm very important!. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany!."
Brian Fantana (about Sex Panther cologne): "They've done studies, you know!. 60% of the time it works, every time!."
Ron Burgundy: "Guess what, I do!. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs! And we will dance till the sun rises!. And then our children will form a family band!. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
Ron Burgundy: "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!. That's what kind of man I am!. You're just a woman with a small brain!. With a brain a third the size of us!. It's science!."
Ron Burgundy: "Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy!. What's your name!?"
Brian Fantana: "Brian Fantana!."
Champ Kind: "Champ Kind!."
Brick Tamland: "Brian Fantana!."
Brian Fantana: "No, you're Brick!."
Brick Tamland: "Brian!."
Brian Fantana: "I'm Brian!."
Brick Tamland: "Veronica!."
Ron Burgundy: "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina!."
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] "You're a real hooker!. I'm gonna slap you in public!."
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone] "I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking!. Yep, back of the head!."
Announcer: "You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and **** McGee!."
Veronica Corningstone: "Good evening, San Diego!. I'm Veronica Corningstone!. **** McGee is on vacation!."
Ron Burgundy: "And I'm ****!.!.!. I'm Ron Burgundy!."
Yeah, lots of funny ones!.
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Ron Burgundy: "I don't know how to put this but!.!.!. I'm kind of a big deal!."
Ron Burgundy: "I'm very important!. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany!."
Brian Fantana (about Sex Panther cologne): "They've done studies, you know!. 60% of the time it works, every time!."
Ron Burgundy: "Guess what, I do!. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs! And we will dance till the sun rises!. And then our children will form a family band!. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
Ron Burgundy: "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!. That's what kind of man I am!. You're just a woman with a small brain!. With a brain a third the size of us!. It's science!."
Ron Burgundy: "Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy!. What's your name!?"
Brian Fantana: "Brian Fantana!."
Champ Kind: "Champ Kind!."
Brick Tamland: "Brian Fantana!."
Brian Fantana: "No, you're Brick!."
Brick Tamland: "Brian!."
Brian Fantana: "I'm Brian!."
Brick Tamland: "Veronica!."
Ron Burgundy: "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina!."
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] "You're a real hooker!. I'm gonna slap you in public!."
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone] "I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking!. Yep, back of the head!."
Announcer: "You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and **** McGee!."
Veronica Corningstone: "Good evening, San Diego!. I'm Veronica Corningstone!. **** McGee is on vacation!."
Ron Burgundy: "And I'm ****!.!.!. I'm Ron Burgundy!."
Yeah, lots of funny ones!.
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