Can anybody explain the difference between country music and diarrhea?!
Question: ROTFLMAO!!!!
Diharrhea is more pleasing to the human ear?
By the way
Q What happens when you play a country song backwards?
A Your wife comes back your dog comes back your pickup truck comes back and you stop drinking
Answers: ROTFLMAO!!!!
Diharrhea is more pleasing to the human ear?
By the way
Q What happens when you play a country song backwards?
A Your wife comes back your dog comes back your pickup truck comes back and you stop drinking
lol
Haha. But come on, Johnny Cash is definitely not the equivalent of diarrhea.
He appears to be one of the few exceptions though.
Country music smells worse.
country's bit dryer in texture.. but diarrhea is just gooey and gross.. either way theyr'e just gross.. (i like some country btw lol)
Country music is crap that comes out of the mouth and diarrhea is crap that comes of of the butt.
Kids will be kids, I guess, even if they're adults.
Try playing this sometime:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOFpQd7aJ...
Hahaha!! Ohhhhahahaha!! Ok, um...Diarrhea is a bodily condition , BUT ...i bet some country singer / songwriter either has written , is going to write , or wants to write a song about it. personal anecdote: One time the band i was playing with (Rock) was taking a break outside the club we were playing , and some drunk dude comes up to us and says "Hey man! y'all play any good country songs?" , and without missing a beat , my other co-guitarist says "ther isn't any GOOD country songs!" LOL! ...true story.
You probably have never listened to Bob Wills..
Come on now, country music aint that bad. Well if you can only focus on the music and ignore the vocals its not that bad (Im not too fond of cry baby music myself). As someone who plays guitar and listens to bands such as Lamb Of God, Killswitch Engage, and As I Lay Dying, there is actually alot you can learn from country and put into metal and nobody would even notice it was country but think it was a new trick. Johnny Cash is cool, he does country covers of Nine Inch Nail - Hurt, Soundgarden - Rusty Cage and Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus and Social Distortion - Ring Of Fire is a cover song of Johnny Cash. If looking to start listening to country I suggest those because they will be familiar songs you will recognize in country format.
LoL... I love country music ..but ur question gave me a good laugh!
Hey Speedy my Friend all music is a gift if you dont like it dont listen to it but keep an open mind at least we have different kinds of music to listen to I bet there are people around the world that have
never heard music because where they live and how poor they are lets just be greatful we have a choice . I cant believe you dont like just one country music song my son's a techno person but he loves Ring of Rire by Johnny Cash. . . .
Diarrhea is more fun to do and to listen to.
Seriously, I like country MUSIC but I hate the whiney "my wife left me and my dog drove off in my pick-up truck with my favorite chaw in his mouth" lyrics. I'm an old-school metal-head but I, too, think Johnny Cash was awesome.
One is much chunkier.
Country music all sounds the same...with diarrhea you get a variety of sounds.