How long til I get my Mystical Kung fu powers?!

Question:

I've downed two six packs of beer, when should I expect my powers to manifest?

Answers:

There are some forms you'll need to fill out -- in triplicate. You keep the canary copy. Mail in the white and blue copies.

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