When driving my ice cream truck, I like to feign engine trouble outside the fat !
Question:
When driving my ice cream truck, I like to feign engine trouble outside the fat camp......?
What trivial tortures do you enjoy?
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ATD: Excuse me, but I seem to be having some engine problems. Is there a phone I can use in there?
Inmate1: Uhm, is that an ice cream truck? (salivates)
ATD: Why yes, you're very astute.
Inmate2: We're not allowed to have ice cream.
ATD: Well, I hope you're allowed to let me use your phone! I can't imagine all these rich, creamy, fudgey morsels being stuck here all day by the side of the road. Imagine if the battery dies, too? All that delicious and soothing ice cream would go to waste....unless....naw...I think one of you just said you weren't --
Inmates1-20 (heaving against fence): SHUT UP!! WE WANT ICE CREAM! WE WANT ICE CREAM!
ATD: Well, alright then..I don't figure it'll...oh, wait a minute! Silly me! It's not engine problems, I just had the emergency break on this whole time! Aren't I just a silly-nilly lil' Dalek! Ta-ta! Have a great day! (drives away as fence buckles, inmates scatter into highway)
Answers:
You are an especially evil Dalek... and I like it!