I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two weeks....?!

I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two weeks....?

but my friends said i was crazy. And in Ireland we still believ in witchs so i said all my friends were witchs and had them all burned at the stake! Was this wrong of me?

2 days ago
Usually in Ireland we get married after about a month, also nobody has sex before they get married or else the gardai (police) come round to your house and shoot you.

We still have public executions also.
And petrol costs 2 schillings per quart.

Wow Glad im not Irish now hun, Cause i hadnt just had sex before marrage i was also 6mths pregnant the day i got married, lol Ooopps lol
But you should know that your the daddy. Teeheehee
xxx