If your life were a TV show what would the theme song be?!

If your life were a TV show what would the theme song be?

They like to get you in a compromising position
They like to get you there and smile in your face
They think you're so cute when they got you in that condition
But I think it's a total disgrace

When I fight authority, authority always wins
I fight authority, authority always wins
I been doin' it since I was a young kid
I come out grinnin'
When I fight authority, authority always wins

I told my preacher, "Give me the strength for Round 5"
He said, "You don't need no strength, you need to grow up, son."
I said, "Growin up leads to growin' old, and then to dyin'.
And dyin' to me don't sound like all that much fun!"

So I say,
When I fight authority, authority always wins.