My birthday is today... can anyone make up a fun "horror"scope for me?!
Question:
My birthday is today... can anyone make up a fun "horror"scope for me?
Y'know, a horoscope that's out of the ordinary? Thanks!
Additional Details2 days ago
Gosh, you're right... I AM at home posting questions on Yahoo!Answers... but, luckily, I've already been out partying ;D
2 days ago
And, yes, horoscopes are for fun, not planning your future! Thanks!
Answers:
BEWARE! Today is the worst day of your life! Salt and pepper wil randomly attack you while you whistle Mission Impossible Theme Song. Your friends will forget something important about you, only to realize it next month! You will break out in five minutes, your hair will turn grey, and you will gain 20 pounds eating one bite of anything. Have a nice day!
JUST KIDDING! Happy Birthday! Have fun eating things and not gaingin 20 pounds every bite :) (although the cake might do that. :P)