I heard a rumor that somebody's ordering pizza, do you...?!
Question:
I heard a rumor that somebody's ordering pizza, do you...?
a. find the person who's ordering and give 'em 5 bucks to include you on the deal?
b. say you're not hungry, but when nobody's looking, your gonna steal a slice anyway?
c. get up out of your chair, chug the rest of your coffee, do a backflip and say "I'm game!"?
Answers:
don't tell anyone, but... *whispering* I started that rumor... it's not really true... I just like to see people get all worked up and then when they've reached frenzy level I throw a couple of stale baguette in there for them to fight with.