Do you think this is funny?!
Question:
Do you think this is funny?
This Texas Aggie was walking down Harry Hines blvd in Dallas. If you don't know the area. Harry Hines is where all the postitutes hang out in dallas. Well he passed by a bunch of girls standing around. When this drop dead gorges blond walked up to him and asked him if he wanted a B job. and he replyed ,no thank you I still have six months of unempoyment left
Answers:
dont get it... so its not funny... but either is this......
The Paris Thief
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum .
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .)