What does your grandma or grandpa always say?!

What does your grandma or grandpa always say?

my grandpa always say the names of stores we pase by and says we didn't have these in the 1930's

i never got to meet my other grandma and my 2 grandpas...they were sick and they died when i was 3- 10 months old...
well my living grandma doesnt pernounce my NAME right. its danielle, (dan-YELL) she says it din-ELL
gahhh!!!!!! its sooo very annoying.
she always says these phrases:
-stop monkeyin around!
-(in the car) to my mom-are we low on gas??? we should go to the filling station to check. (shes never driven a car before)
-when i showed her my new razr phone: "is that one of those new walkmans?" (a old portable cd player from the 90's ish) so i said "no grandma its a phone." she says "ohh is it an ipod??"
"NO grandma its a CELL PHONE!" i said...
-and many more

"grandmas say the darndest things!" lol