Do you have a monkey on your back?!
Question:
Do you have a monkey on your back?
what is it?
Answers:
No, but I had a monkey on my leg once! Years ago I was dating this girl, was not supposed to actually be around her.
According to her family 4 brothers, While they were gone for the week(supposedly) I had sneaked over to her place. They came pulling-up in the drive. OH CRAP! They had a really mean monkey chained out back under the trees.(totally forgot about at the time) Took off out the back and that dang monkey pounced on my @ss! My jeans especially one leg looked like it had been shot with bird-shot(there were soo many holes) Needless to say the monkey kicked my butt.
Saving the Brothers the trouble......Think I would've rather fought the brothers, I'd have had a better chance!