If a coworker came to work in a suit of armor, would you...?!
Question:
If a coworker came to work in a suit of armor, would you...?
a. start bashing him/her in the breast plate with a ruler?
b. make your own suit of armor out of cardboard boxes and packing tape, and then challenge them to a fight?
c. start speaking to them with your best interpretation of a Renaissance accent?
Answers:
A.B. & C!!!
In my suit of cardboard armor I would jump out holding my yard stick and say.....
"What Ho!! Who goes there? For sooth, I pray thee show thyself!! I cometh in peace but shall brandeth thee with my faithful yard'sword shalleth thou decideth to run me in."
Of course when he looks up from his computer and hands me the report I have to finish I suppose I'll just mutter something silly and go back to my desk. *pout*