What makes you laugh in the morning so hard, the milk on your corn flakes comes !
Question:
What makes you laugh in the morning so hard, the milk on your corn flakes comes running out of your nose?
Answers:
My youngest lad drives a taxi ( a cardboard box ) and he charges me a £1 every morning to drive me to work. The kid is making a fortune outta me, sometimes he drives me twice to work. And he don't like spending his taxi money, cause he needs that, but he likes spending mine which he don't need.
Sometimes the milk does come down my nose.