Do you belch or burp loudly?!
Question:
Do you belch or burp loudly?
the missus just threw a hissy fit cos of the volume of my burp!!!
how do i turn down the noise level?? :)
ps...she just farted
Answers: i did not just fart i was merely passing excess wind which was not offensive to your ears or your nose No, I never do. Out loud I can burp 'yabba dabba do' and 'you jerk' Yup! Why turn down the volume? If you keep your mouth closed and cover your mouth, it helps. i always belch really loud its fun I belch really loud and I'm damn proud that I can out belch any male that I have ever met I do alot (by mistake), just try to hold it in I do both loudly,I like to shock my workmates at the loudness of my wind from the front door and the back door. Lol, I belch loudly, that's the only way to do it. ok... i didnt want to know that. lol.. but anyway, i try to burp silently, and if i dont, like always i would say "excuse me" No but I can break wind louder than my husband burp quietly burp yes Yes I heard you from here, put a sock in it. lol x
my girl wouldn't be so rude as to fart either, she only bottom burps cos she's polite! I belch and fart loudly all the time. And Yes, I laugh each time. If I'm in polite company (doesn't happen often thank fook) I'll ask for pardon or try to leave the room before I belch/fart! Of course I do, I am a bloke.
We have a sacred duty to burp at FULL VOLUME.
Is there any other way then ? Aren't they the same thing??!
Anyways... Yes, I do unfortunatly.. can't control it!
*oops!*
xx ha-ha! i just did...at work...in a quiet office...better out than in...it's not like they stink! sheesh! yes, but use a bit of decorum sometimes. I rarely burp and if I do they're quiet ..............
my advice stop making a meal of it dude lol lol....ever had a burp with fizzy soda, try not to make a sound it goes up your nose, kinda nice feeling hahah! well thing's that amuse me are at no end.....lololol
you can't burp quiet, cause you would give your self hickcups instead, or pain in the belly. Well have you tried not to burp so loudly ? , you may be forgetting your not with the " Boys " ie the bigger the burp the better ! . You should try cutting out fizzy drinks as they build up gasses and make you burp worse . If all that fails , try putting a towel to you mouth when you burp and the sound will be reduced . As regards to your wife farting ,tell her to lay off the beans ha' ha' . Nooooooo-my son does that and it drives me mad-!!xx