When your partner lets one go?!
Question:
When your partner lets one go?
do you see it as a challenge to do a louder smellier trump? :)
Answers: this is a shite question :)) no, cuz then it becomes a challenge just to breathe. i can clear a whole city block if necessary!!! I sniff it out and try to guess what he had for lunch!! no i don't do them louder i do them smellier Alas i did this once but i forced it out a little to hard and followed through. No, I see it as a sign to RUN! OMG have a star for the laugh, I really needed that.
You are all so funny, I swear I about peed my pants reading your answers. When I had a partner....when she ripped, I had to run outside to nail the walls back up I wish I had the guts to...cuz I think i'd win...but I'm a chicken... OR...someone could be the adult and go relieve themselves in a bathroom like a civilized adult person should. Just a thought. My partner is the fart champion, but he can't beat my burps! Too true, he saves his up till were in bed and he sticks my head under the duvet, I wait till hes just nodding off and get my own back. women dont trump. And if we did it would smell of roses. No, because I would never win, and I can't burp/fart on the spot like that. I have to need to do it.
When I do it first though, he see it as a challenge and attempts to be louder/smellier than me....and usually wins. ;) It would be impossible for a human to imitate that stench. YES always but it's usually the other way round he sees it at as chalenge to out do me! no way. Thems fighting sounds round here. No,i see it as a toxic cloud drifting across the living room. not really but i'm starting to get the impression that she is starting to challenge me!!! you will need the fuel for that, eggs is a good one or this might sound strange chocolate and orange juice work to....beans.. We daren't.
When you get IBS you'll understand!!
When we're feeling brave we do have small farting competitions! Ok i guess its a windy night! ;-)