To be or not to be..?!
Question:
To be or not to be..?
do you think that is really the question?
Answers: There a whole stck more to it that the to be or not to be bit, Kind of goes way beyond that and debates the purpose of existance.... figure that kind of thing is what the guys was asking... then again he could just have been a drunk, or stoned and just writing what was going through his head!!! there are more beyond it. i dunno. i dunno. i think shake-a-spear was a stoned dude who got bored lol To do or not to do is more apt. Yeah...we tried to come up with a new question, "Where's the beef?", "Who let the dogs out?", etc. But none of them lasted very long. To be, or not to be, — that is the question: —
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? — To die, to sleep, —
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, — 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; —
To sleep, perchance to dream: — ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would these fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death, —
The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, — puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know naught of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought;
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard, their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.
Hamlet, scene i. What about....
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If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
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If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
All puzzling..... Answers on a postcard please Yes! To be! it is