What do you do with a frozen cucumber?!


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What do you do with a frozen cucumber?


Really. I wanna know.


Answers: Lament... Wait until it defrosts Wait for it to thaw and cut it up. set on it beat up homeless people with it Use it for a doorstop. A BAY BAY Cut it into little slices and put them on your eyes silly!
And then, when they're defrosted, eat em' with some ranch! try to eat it and if its too hard then just throw it out.... throw it out. Eat it in your frozen salad. Make a smoothie Its not frozen honey that would be painful.... But I have been known to turn the ol man on with a cucumber.... ;p you figure out how.... smack someone in the head with it ..... owie owie owie .......
hahahahahaha make cucumber mojitos (spelling..) eat it Violate myself with it. I'm so ashamed. ummm, let it thaw? I throw it out. It's no good. I would throw it away. I've had cucumbers that have gotten semi frozen. They are no longer good. They lose firmness and are mushy. Use it for 'parts' on your next snowman. Put him in the hold with the captain's daughter?
Oh wait, sorry, that's a drunken sailor...
I thought you hated cucumbers? If so, drop that cuke into a dewar of liquid nitrogen for a few seconds. Take it out and it will shatter like glass. Un-freeze it; duhhh!

Or: club Hannah Montana to death with it. You can only use it while it's frozen because when it thaws it will be mush. As a rubber hammer...nut cracker...carve images in it and use it as a stamp...stick it in your, er, arm pit to cool off. Gee the list is nearly endless! Some things Shizzy, like frozen cucumbers, are private,personal, matters.

But here is what i would do...
take a fork and scrape it down the sides to make stripes...little extra umph if you know what I mean...
then take out you long butcher knife and slice that baby up! Where'd you put the dip? Love me some frozen cucumbers and spinach dip.

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