POLL: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines?!


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POLL: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines?



Answers: "That shirt looks great on you; it will look even better on my bedroom floor!"

Cheesy, but works EVERY time for me!

One of my all time favorites, but I have never used it:
"Shall I call you in the morning, or just NUDGE you?" How do you like your eggs in the morning
The witty reply being..''unfertilised'
Hilarious....not your too drunk - give me your pants Can i buy you a babybel? How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of your tootsie pop??

Yes, someone actually said that to me. is your dad a thief...coz he must have stole those stars and put them in your eyes...*gag*.x. Grab your coat, you've pulled hey baby you must be a marathon runner because you been running through my mind all day long. do you believe in love at first sight...? .....or shall i walk past you again? ................................. I like your dress, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

You you tired, 'cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

How you doin'? 'You'll have to tell me your name 'cause last night when I dreamt about you all I could do was call you 'baby''

I very nearly hurled...


And 'Are you gonna kiss me or am I gonna have to lie to my diary?'

Slightly better! Ur pulled get ur coat!


I was in shock and just pissed myself laughin

mmm but he did get my number...... Did you hurt yourself.....when you fell from heaven?
Is that a stick of rock in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me? :) man: did it hurt?
woman: what?
man: when you fell out of the sky? you must be an angel. I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? hey just thought i said your look fine tonight dont cross your legs,you could squash my supper. Did you hurt your head cos you must have fallen from heaven! How cheesy yuk!

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