What's your best excuse when all else fails?!
Question:
What's your best excuse when all else fails?
Answers: In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "I swear to God Marge, I only did it because I didnt think you'd find out"! I'm sorry! My guinea pig did it. my parents shoulda committed me when they had the chance, now nobody's safe!! I tried. *cough* My rat ate my school skirt?
(It actually happened once, and the teacher wouldn't believe me >,<) I was either drunk or temporarily insane so its cool... right? Woah. It's because I need to spend time to floss my dog!.
:D Lat: "Quando omni flunkus, mortati"
Trans: "When all else fails, play dead"