Have you ever gathered the kids around and told them about the time....?!


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Have you ever gathered the kids around and told them about the time....?


....you were stranded in the woods with rest of the campers without proper wiping material, so you killed a squirrel with your bare hands in a daring hollow log raid, and saved the camp by returning with some natural wiping fur?


Answers: nope... but i think now is the time... children need to know how to survive in the wild, and knowing how to gather "wiping fur" is by far the best piece of advice i could give them.... no, but you just did, thanks a lot Buk. That is the only thing a squirrel is good for. no, but my nieces and nephews like for me to tell them stories about my "adventures", so if you don't mind I might use that one next time. yes, but it was a moose.
a squirrel wouldn't be enough to finish the job Yes, but in my case it was a grizzly that really ticked me off.

Enjoy your day! I told them a similar story to explain that is why a skunk stinks so much. I think I managed to scare them so much with my frog wiping story that they won't pick up a toad-stool ever again No, we used leaves. Watch out for the poison ivy, though. No, but a rabbit was at hand.

All y'all threatening my bretheren - BEWARE! You mean I was suposed to kill the squirrel first?
No wonder it tried to bite me. ? Shhhhhhhhhhhh! I was saving that for Christmas Eve! Nopes, I told them I found a nature store. Because that would raise questions about where I got the all natural fur towels, antler shaped toothbrushes, and the "faux" armadillo cereal bowls. Not to mention the cereal. Those kids loved the Grubeos, but I'm sure they don't want to know where they came from. Why yes! Several times a day, actually. The Northeast Trading Company has even started its own luxury line of bathroom tissue, thanks to my resourceful exploits. Only $150.00 a roll....that's if you want fox, bear, or beaver. Mink'll cost you $400.00 a roll. But what a heavenly and luxurious sensation!!

Oops! PETA's firebombing my tent. Gotta zip..... No but I'll remember that for future camping trips! Thanks, Buk!! I think you're mistaking me for Davy Crockett. lol...nope not yet...=-)

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