Why are the fortunes given inside fortune cookies fortune-less?!


Question:

Why are the fortunes given inside fortune cookies fortune-less?


I went to lunch at a Chinese place today, and in the fortune cookie given to me, it read, "The belief you desire is within your heart".

That's not a fortune, it's a discontinued Hallmark card.

When did this happen? Is this everything that is wrong with America? Is EVERYTHING I know a lie? I just want a real fortune, DAMMIT!!!

Will you sit and do nothing, or will you stand against this outrage?

*pant*...*pant*...


Answers: No!!! I Won't!!! Let's hit up all the Chinese restaurants and smash those folded up false hopes to bits!!! what is or isnt fortune is just an opinion i am chinese who brought a box of foruture cookie and they nearly all the same the forture are no true i think My roommate and I ordered Chinese earlier this week, and I was complaining about the same exact thing. I want a fortune, not some cheesy cliche saying.

True story: The best actual fortune I ever got from a cookie read, "You are doomed to happiness in matrimony." Always makes me laugh. i know!, GRRRRRRR As a wise man once said, "Bush is responsible". I can remember a time when the fortune cookies sometimes had rather downcast messages. I guess that with the rest of political correctness, all the fortunes had to be shiny and positive going forward. But the one you received today, damn, what the hell is that? That doesn't tell you anything. I'm already doing my part for the protest. I stopped ordering Chinese!

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