Has anyone ever gotten you a gag gift?!
Question:
Has anyone ever gotten you a gag gift?
Did you like it?
Answers: I got a Corset from Fredricks of hollywood from my brother 3 sizes to big! Got it for me when I was pregnant guess he thought I had turned into a cow.. It was pretty but hurt my feelings in regards to the size. He said it was a joke, I didnt find it funny YEAH- A D*LDO- SO.. NO- BUT YOURE MOM LIKED IT Yes & Yes Yeah for Christmas my bro and sis got all kinds of stuff and I got a shirt from the thrift store...or atleast I though! My real gift was nice though! ya adult diapers!!! and yes i liked them, they come in handy when your very drunk!!! LOL yes and no I don't think they meant for it to be but it did make me gag!! =p no, but I give my friend a rubber chicken that was a key chain
attached to it once. Well, one year my friends from the club got me a sterling silver lighter cover. I kept getting drunk and losing it. I finally thought it was gone for good. But my friends wrapped it up and gave it to me for Christmas. They were sick of finding it at the bar.
(I quit drinking a few years later) yeah my dad pretended to give m $50 then gave me $200 4 xmas no not me but they got one for my mom who is a tad conservative, well very conservative, it was a clock with 6's in every place where there is supposed to be #'s and in the middle there is a guy and girl and the girl says "no sex till 6" it was very funny to see her face she immediately turned to me and said it's yours. Yes, I once received a b*ttplug in the shape of Lionel Richie's head --- just like that sculpture from the 80s video -- made of anthracite, but now I cannot get it out because the 'fro is too wide, and I don't want to rip my sphincter. The good news is, when I light my farts now, the blast of fire is amazing. I lit a campfire from 30 feet away with just one fart. one time for my b-day I got some really UGLY plastic jewelry that was all wrapped up in a pretty box and I was like "uhhhh...wow!...thank you!" and put on a fake smile but then the people who gave it to me started laughing and gave me my real present of movie passes. They were like "awww your so sweet! you acted like you liked it even though it was ugly!" I told them "well my mom always told me be happy with what people give you because it's the thought that counts!" I've gotten a gag gift but it took me a while to appreciate it.
My daughter's friend gave me a porclain sperm bank. I didnt know what it was when I first unwrapped it, but everyone else in the room did. I held it up and said-"What is this?". I was 47 at the time and am the mother of four and I couldnt recognize sperm. After I got the joke, I put it in a place of prominence and defied anyone to ask me what that thing was. yeah I work arround a bunch of women alll day and being the only male nurse I get alot of good natured crap from them and I usually love them