If Your Bed Could Talk What Would It Say?!
Question:
If Your Bed Could Talk What Would It Say?
Answers: "Why don't you visit me more often? I miss you. :( All I get these days is a smelly big lump of a man laying on me and enjoying my comfort. I feel like committing mattress suicide." "How about washing these sheets, you slob!". .....whoa.... get out! Stop eating beans My aching back! Time to call in the new guy! Haven't seen much action lately. you're so sexy, your skin and boobies feel nice and soft no, no, not again!! I am tired get off of me. squeak, squeak, squeak STOP SNORING!!!!!!!! "Lose some weight, Lumpy!" "i smell like peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"...my daughter snuck in bed with me last nite Good Lord this is boring! Get off me u messy girl......clean me up nicely the nxt time u and ur frnds jump into me!!!!! (i know, my bed is pretty pissed off at me!!) Ow! OMG!!! How about getting a women in here every once in a while I am tired of looking at your naked butt. "I need some dramamine" "get off of me.. NOW!!" creak get off me