OMG!!!! 17000 ninjas came by and gave me 17000 paper cuts and didnt leave me any!

Question:

OMG!!!! 17000 ninjas came by and gave me 17000 paper cuts and didnt leave me any band aids!! What should I do?

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What should I do?

Answers: Seek vengeance, my friend, with the biggest, sharpest piece of paper you can find.

Whatever you do, do not go for a swim in the Lemon Juice Sea.

:) Suck it up and go jump their @sses! place your ribboned body in the state fair. hmmmm. assess the situation. does it hurt? if it does, find the nearest crack dealer. then go ninja there butts

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