Why did humpty dumpty sit on the wall?!
Question:
Why did humpty dumpty sit on the wall?
if he was dumpty wouldn't he have been better off going for a jog..?
Answers: To hide the graffiti he had just done. I dunno He did but he had to sit down cause he was knackered Because he was fat. he prob was trying to get away from the solders who knocked him off lol His legs were tired so that he can have a great fall Maybe he was king of the wall? He was taking a break. I think that fairy tale signifies that he had a major decision to make. Or maybe it just seemed like a good place for him to sit. he wasn't sitting. and he didn't have a great fall. he was suicidal and jumped. it was such a hot day...he had to sit down cos he felt fried.. I'm pretty sure it was because the egg carton was full, and he didn't want to be seen sitting inside of the organic egg section due to persecution for impersonating the organic.
I could be wrong though... His Mom was mopping the kitchen floor. He was jogging and was just havig a rest and a *** then he cracked up Humpty Dumpty is the STOCK MARKET to keep a look out for the trolls and the kings men who were after him if he sat astride he would only have hurt his nuts and not had a great fall How did the fat bast@rd manage to climb onto the wall I'd like to know. No he was being 'hump' ty and trying be be awkward, that's why he fell off. Don't know, maybe he just felt like sitting on the wall