Do any of you having a standing rule at your house when friends come over?!
Question:
Do any of you having a standing rule at your house when friends come over?
Mine is, "If you leave my house hungry, it's your own fault!"
Everone knows where the fridge is............have at it!
Answers: Don't spill beer on the carpet until I'm drunk and don't care.
Taste test the retarded cookies.
Strip the bed after you've have sex on it
Participate in strip poker and yahtzee
All disagreements will be settled by "rock, paper, scissor" no SMOKING Why yes, of course;
If you can't bring beer
You can't come here "Mi casa es su casa" (my house is your house). I love to give hospitality. well, no going in bedrooms i guess Mine are- don't ask if you can use the bathroom, just go to the bathroom whenever you need to
and NEVER,EVER touch my music collection!. don't play with my girlfrends tampons No one comes to see me unless their in need of something. It gets lonely here sometimes. you can come to my house and get drunk(not great but that's ok), but don't come to my house drunk yep....my standing rule is I dont want friends over....makes me wonder why I only have a couple friends...... no farting on my couch,and no grabbing stuff outta the fridge w/o asking-just a little respect-otherwise im pretty easy,i like everyone to eat drink and be merry Treat my home as your own.If you wouldn't do something in your own home.don't do it in mine. LOL... It seems that the only rule at my house is to "Mind the cat!!!" so he doesn't get out. Everything else is pretty informal. *grin* My house: also known as "Two feet and a heart-beat cafe!" Mine is everything gets inventoried before you leave!! Don't come over unless you are invited ~ period.
My husband works 12 hour night shifts and they differentiate. He needs his beauty sleep. 1).Keep your hands off my stereo!
2).If you show up more than two times in a row without beer (but drink mine anyways) don't show up again without a twelve pack.Ditto for smokes!
3).It's cool if you just "drop by" while NASCAR is on TV,but don't think for one second that I'm changing the channel to look at football,no matter how much money you have on the game.
4).Stay the hell out of my bedroom.There ain't nothin' in there for you! I have 38 rules why people should show respect to my g/f and my daughters. Thats all