What would u do.........?!


Question:

What would u do.........?


if I jumped through your window,
got up and handed you a gift?

* removing broken glass from my face* :|


Answers: i would be like " there goes my deposit lol" than help you clean your face and thank you for the gift followed by a church hug and tell you about Fedx and UPS lol. Give you a couple band-aids. ;-) Be wondering why you didn't just come to the door. Didn't that hurt? out of reflex I'd probably scream and then throw the nearest thing I could reach @ you ah i would call the guys in white jackets I would probably call 911 because I am not going to take chances on a random gift. depends on what the gift was. and youre gonna hafta pay for that window. band aids and a thank you :) I would probably stand there frozen in shock.

After the shock wore off - I would help you clean up and would thank you for the gift!!!! scream, go crazy on ur *** and say thanks first i would screem then hit you then give you a bill for the broken window. Ask you to pay for the windows!

j/k. on behalf of the president of the united states and a greatful nation I must inform you of the loss of your child at the teeth of my dog following a failed attempt to jump through my double paned window to graciously offer a gift.

at nine months, I think my dog would engage you with the intent to do great harm, and possibly fatally wound you. He is as tall as me, and started guarding my room door at about 4 months of age,

Although he is absolutely super with children, my renter (because I travel so much) came in just after he started guarding my door, and engaged them with hostile intent. Now this was funny at the time because he was a small fuzz ball and most of his baby teeth were falling out....it is not so funny anymore and my renter always calls to him if coming in late so that there is not a repeat performance.

on a side note, last night while walking him, he sensed someone needed help in a house and refused to leave until after the ambulance showed up and carried the person off....that was first.

anyway, I suppose I could put a towel over your face if you did jump through the window.

do look before you leap.............oh that is a crime too, window peeking tom

Edit, it just occurred to me that when I come home and the lights are off, if I don't rattle my keys he comes out growling with that real low terrifying growl....I had forgotten about that. Have not been bitten by him coming in, but it was close on 2 occassions when i was trying to see if I could sneak past him. You're crazy, you know that? I'd clean you up, thank you for the gift, and advise you to use the door next time. lol. laugh at your cute little serious face, thank you for the gift, and ask you why you didn't just come through the front door. Then i'd have to ask you why i can't add you as a friend on 360, and how you figured out where i lived and also how you managed to jump through a window 3 stories off the ground. all the while, i'd help you clean your face up cuz i cant have something that cute get all messed up. Ask you what you'd like me to fix for dinner and then maybe watch a movie and do.....stuff......

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