Do you have a feather to tickle my feet with?!

Question:

Do you have a feather to tickle my feet with?

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I need a laugh. :-)

Answers: Sweetness,

I have a feather and a tongue!!!!

KK
Pepe No, but I will use my finger to tickle your feet. no i don't sorry NO!! But can I use my tounge??? No, I don't like feet. yes,but it would have to be a BIG feather. theres feathers in my pillows i could use that 2 I think u might be the shortest crayon in the box, hun. Jeez.


I swear, some people just have the STRANGEST fetishes. The chicken needs its feathers -- do you want to have your foot tickled with a whole live chicken? Look! I know I'm small and all, but...a feather? No, but I will run out and find one right quick.
Be right back. No, but I CAN tickle your fancy! No dear, my nose hair is long and thick enough. That should work, won't you think. So where do we meet? Now go laugh your socks off. Sorry, I'm fresh outta feathers... why yes, yes I do! Yes, but it is attached to a red macaw parrot and he would bite off your little piggies!!:) Very unpleasant feeling!

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