What NOT to wear to a Metallica concert?!

Question:

What NOT to wear to a Metallica concert?

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Funniest answer gets ten points!

Answers: Assless chaps, leather vest and a sailor hat. A shirt that says "Britney Spears' number one fan" a smile! :) :) :) :) :l :l :l :( :( :( A mu mu. a pink dress with leopard fur?! a shirt that says either "i hate metallica" or "metallica sucks"..


metallica rocks..!.. Absolutely NOTHING!!!! shirts that say:
i hate metallica
exit sandman
i really wanted to go to a britney spears concert
i thought this was a science exhibit

or all pink

or something clashing A ballet outfit. Tutu and all! And lots of pink glitter! Any boy band t-shirt. You'd probably be beaten to death. 'I came here because I'm the biggest poser ever'
sorry if that was really lame. ): a tee shirt that says..I HATE METALLICA..that oughta do it I don't know-they've changed so much, I don't even buy their newer c.d.'s anymore (after they lost Cliff Burton, they lost their style) -....lol-I like "rockin"'s answer-"ballet suit" definately not a skirt and not a t shirt with iron maiden on it~ A Barney t-shirt. With Barney playing an air guitar. A shirt that says "I love Will Ferrell" Guy: I love Elton John t-Shirt, Pink hot pants, and Penny loafers.

Girl: Bouffant hairdo, matching Elton John t-shirt, hotpants, and Pink High heels. coming dressed as Michael Jackson would earn you a sure quick beat down. If your a girl: a t-shirt saying i downloaded all metallica's music off bear share for free!
if your a guy: 80's padded shoulder pink/turquoise suit (as in miami vice) with white leather shoes and flock of seagulls haircut & make up (+ above t-shirt)

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