Poll Is this accurate...About Men for Women?!

Question:

Poll Is this accurate...About Men for Women?

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* Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
* What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
* If we put a man on the moon, we should be able to put them all up there.
* Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
* Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
* Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
* Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
* Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.
* If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
* The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
* Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his

Answers: being a guy...ha ha ha nice one..now its my turn..
the difference between a man and a woman...am i brave or what!!
a man cannot keep in a fart
women can
women can,t keep secrets
a man can
what is the moral to this..
if you want a woman to keep a secret..
whisper it up her a*se Source(s):
bri good one!! funny i think that about covers it

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