What is it like to be in hell? (if you believe in hell)?!
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What is it like to be in hell? (if you believe in hell)?
Answers: my favourite definition of heaven and hell is that in heaven there is a giant banquet with as much food as you can eat. In hell there is also a giant banquet with as much food as you can possibly eat. In both the only way to get and eat the food is with giant chopsticks.
In heaven everyone is fed and content because they help each other to eat with their giant chopsticks, in hell everyone is starving because they only think of themsleves and try to feed themselves with these giant chopsticks and always fail It's burning at the moment i'm freezing,so hell would be good. It's very hot and fiery, and I forgot the marshmallows :o( its like marriage You've obviously never been to Scunthorpe. just so irritating..and burnig My Gran always said we lived our Heaven and Hell on earth. Nice thought. I believe we live in hell here on earth, its pretty bad at times. Leeds I imagine it is like earth with the same amount of people judging you,putting you down and making you feel like c**p. huh??? i don't know.. i don't even know where it is... Being forced to sit and watch reality television for the rest of your life. One bloodbath of a party?
Not a clue...
But I'll undoubtedly find out one day. not as nice as heaven, so be good! paris hilton is president there.thats bad...... undescribeable Must be hot!!!! and you'll see the sexiest actress and actors too......hmm .........don't forget your steak and popcorn ! You know as well as we do because that is where we all are. This place which is sometimes called Planet Earth is indeed HELL. We are all here on this terrible planet apparently as a punishment for whatever we did wrong in our previous existence. You certainly won't find anywhere worse in the universe and as the saying goes for each one of us "better luck next time".. Great sorrow! Make sure u dont end up there! I dont know. I've never been there. But all i know is that it isnt really a nice place to be in. I hear It's a piece of cake...
I can't stand cake... Hell would be better that Heaven. At least in Hell you could party with the likes of Jimmi Hendrix and Keith Moon. In Heaven you'd be stuck with a load of boring do gooding christians for all eternity. I am married to it All the most horrible, painful, stressful things that have ever happened to you in your life all at once all day every day for eternity!
Now be good or else! The KC stadium was opened a few years ago, and the team are halfway up in the Championship.
The city was awarded Kings status a long time ago, hence the name Kingston upon.
There is intense rivalry between the football and the rugby teams.
The city has two MPs - John Prescott and Alan Johnson.
Oh, I thought you meant Hull.... The Bible describes it as follows:
22 . . . the rich man also died and was buried.
23 In hell where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side.
24 So he called to him, ' Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.
25 But Abraham replied, 'Son, remember that in your lifetime received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony.
26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.
27 He answered, "Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my father’s house,
28 For I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment. (Luke 16:22-28)
HELL IS A PLACE OF FIRE
The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE."
THIS IS A REAL PLACE that those who don't accept Jesus as Lord and Saviour in their lives will go to. Please take this seriously....JESUS LOVES YOU!!!
Please see the link below for more info Its kinda like you're being suspended in the air in an endless dark void, naked, covered in a moist concoction of fly Pupae and Wasabi. Rancid blood is being slowly dripped from a bucket onto your face by Ronnie Corbet humming old civil war tunes while Germaine Greer licks your face and spanks your posterior. You float forever and helpless surrounded by Monitors replaying episodes of 'the OC'.